If you clicked through to this secret part of our website it means you either:
a) have a need for Alien Abduction Insurance
b) have figured out that this is SHA’s April Fool’s joke
If you clicked through because of (a), we’re sorry to break the bad news to you – there is no alien abduction coverage available from SHA, perhaps you should try wrapping your head in tin-foil to avoid abduction.
Happy April Fools Day!